He tries really hard to be sex-positive, but kind of fails in the attempt.
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DD refuses to refer to porn actors as actors because they’re not acting, they’re “fucking,” he discusses his sugar-mama situation while reminding the reader that he wouldn’t have sex with this woman (it’s implied that it’s because it might be construed as prostitution) while having sex with other people with whom he doesn’t have an arrangement, and he also discusses feeling uncomfortable at a party full of porn stars and escorts partly because they were porn stars and escorts. This is discussed several times throughout the book. The cervix is mostly closed, and coated with a thick layer of mucous, to keep anything out that’s not supposed to go in.” Inserting anything non-sterile into a cervix could easily cause severe infection. You would need an additional instrument (tenaculum) to straighten out the uterus to avoid perforation of the uterus. To penetrate a cervix with anything wider than a stick of uncooked spaghetti you would have to dilate it with even more instruments, which would be very painful. To visualize a cervix you need to open the vagina with a speculum and you need direct light. It wouldn’t be a fun story, it would either be a very painful experience or a possible medical emergency. I consulted with Women’s Health Practioner Alexis Paulson, APN, WHNP-BC, who told me that, first of all, a cervix would need to be dilated and well-lit for one to see to the back of it (she pointed out that this could exist, she had just never heard of something like it) and that in order to actually dilate the cervix (which a penis couldn’t do), you’d need to use more than one instrument and it would be incredibly painful for the person whose cervix was being dilated. The good news is that DD is wrong at best and fabricating at worst. Here are several examples of what rings totally false, ranging from minor to major to everything in between. That wouldn’t be a problem if he were upfront about it or made it clear that his stories were exaggerated for comic or sexual effect (which no one who’s ever written a memoir can’t be accused of doing) but he repeats several times that everything in the book is true and I just don’t buy it. Why bother saying all that? Because to me, it feels like this book was self-published, unedited and is a collection of made-up stories that DD wrote to perpetuate his 15 minutes (they are nearly up) and to aggrandize himself. I’d like to know as much as possible about having two dicks as the next guy, but I don’t know if I needed to read actual comments about how great everyone thinks DD is on the internet, even if they did come with the Redditors’ permission. In addition, I have a hard time believing that any good editor and proofreader would allow the book to go out in this way, with LOLs spread throughout, misspellings and grammar errors as far as the eye can see, numerous instances of contradiction and the same content barely repackaged over and over again just to pad the page numbers. I certainly found myself high and dry while trying to keep up with the narrative.ĭD claims that his book was released by some shadowy publisher who agreed to let him keep his anonymity in exchange for all proceeds (his anonymity is very important and I respect that), but Amazon lists the book’s publisher as DDD Publishing, and the only record of a publishing house with that name exists in Germany and is focused on music. And this is supposed to turn you on, by the way. Instead, I found myself shaking my head and saying “I don’t think this man has ever seen a vagina in his entire life” in the same way I shook my head and said the same thing the first time I took a creative writing class and read a story in which a man came inside a woman’s clavicle. When he’s not repeating himself over and over-there’s a FAQ, questions from the AMA and entirely similar questions from another forum-he’s writing about his lurid sexual past in exhausting and painstaking detail that reads so much like erotic friend fiction that it’s hard to get hard over it. Here’s the thing: A great deal of the memoir focuses on DD’s sexcapades, which are interesting, if badly written and improbable.
Here’s what I don’t believe about Diphallic Dude: That he can stick a two-liter of coke up his butt.That people thank him regularly for what he’s doing because his bravery helps them cope with their own lives.He refers to sexy pussies as big and tan at one point, which is just, well, no. He has a very good imagination, but a lack of understanding of both the human anatomy and how people have sex.The book is only 70 pages long and I lost track of how many times he reminds the reader that he loves to work out and has a bubble butt and could do porn if he wanted, but he doesn’t want to and never will). He’s good-looking and muscular (He mentions this a lot.Here’s what I believe about Diphallic Dude:
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